Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal with Pear

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Two updates: First, it snowed. Second, I made this oatmeal.screen-shot-2016-12-18-at-4-46-12-pm
Winter weather started in St. Louis this weekend. Friday morning, ice started pelting down. By Saturday, people were slipping and sliding down the road.

I avoided the worst of it by standing inside. To reward myself for my patience, and to celebrate the first snow of the season, I decided to make this slow cooker maple brown sugar oatmeal.

Pears aren’t my favorite fruit but they’re a staple during the winter. D’Anjou pears are reliably good. Plus, there’s something comforting about a pear/cinnamon/brown sugar/maple syrup combination. It makes hibernating more bearable for people like me, who love being outside. It also smells good and tastes delicious.

Add some chia seeds and chopped walnuts on top and you’ll have the perfect breakfast for the first snow. Or, you know, whenever you need it.

Here’s a song to play while you hibernate and make this oatmeal.

Maple Brown Sugar Oatmeal with Pear (from me, to you)

Ingredients

2 1/2 cups water
2 cups almond milk
1 cup steel-cut oats
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
chia seeds, pear and chopped walnuts for topping

Directions

Stir water, almond milk, steel-cut oats, brown sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon together in a slow cooker.

Cook on low for 8 hours/overnight. Enjoy!

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Baked Eggs with Mushrooms and Spinach

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#tbt to the best eggs I’ve ever made in my life. Oh wait, that was today.

These eggs are out of control good. They make you scream words that you never thought that you’d scream in your kitchen. Unless, that is, you break something.

Nothing was lost in the making of these eggs, unless you count my sanity. I literally could not believe how delicious they were. “These are so f***ing good,” I said to no one. Maybe I was talking to the eggs.screen-shot-2016-12-15-at-1-45-15-pm
ANYWAY. Make these immediately. Trust me. You probably have most of the ingredients sitting around at home (or you should), and they’re crying out to be used. I’ve tried my fair share of eggs and nothing compares to these.

Here’s a song that comes close to describing how I felt when I tried the eggs, but doesn’t completely encapsulate it.

Baked Eggs with Mushrooms and Spinach (from me, to you)

Ingredients

1 tbsp butter, plus more for coating the pan
8 oz mushrooms, sliced (any variety will do but I like baby bella)
salt and pepper
2 cups baby spinach leaves
1 clove garlic, chopped
2 tsp thyme leaves
4 eggs
1/3 cup Gruyère cheese
2 tbsp half and half

Directions

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F. Grease an 8×8 baking dish and set aside.

Heat 1 tbsp butter in a medium skillet over medium-high heat. Once the butter is frothing, add the mushrooms and season generously with salt and pepper. After a couple minutes, add the spinach and stir once. Allow the leaves to wilt and then stir in the garlic and thyme. Cook for another 2-3 minutes until the mixture is fragrant.

Scrape the mushroom/spinach mixture into the pre-greased baking dish. Crack four eggs on top and then sprinkle with cheese and half and half.

Bake in the oven for 10-12 minutes until the yolks are barely runny and the whites are set. Serve warm with some good, crusty toast. Enjoy!

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Slow Cooker French Onion Soup

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I’ve been posting a lot about breakfast, so I thought I’d switch things up and tell you about this soup.

My favorite thing about making soup in a crockpot or slow cooker is how easy it is. All you do is throw ingredients in a pot, put on a lid, and go about your business while it’s cooking. When you get back, you’re greeted with the smell of caramelized onions and thyme–at least in this case.

A few caveats about this soup: One, it uses beer instead of wine. Traditional French onion soup has red wine, but this recipe calls for beer. It felt a little weird pouring a bottle of Heineken in the crockpot, but also liberating.

Two, the recipe serves a lot. I halved it and it was still enough for three people, plus leftovers.

Three, the cheese makes all the difference. My favorite part about the recipe is putting a baguette slice on top of the soup, sprinkling some Gruyère on the bread and broiling it in the oven. Make sure you keep an eye on things: the cheese can go quickly from bubbling and brown to charcoal. I like to take it out of the oven when the edges are brown but the middle is still gooey and melted.

My sister and I had bowls of soup late the other night after she came home from traveling. It’s the perfect dinner for cold winter nights when all you feel like doing is putting on thick wool socks and flannel pajamas and watching Forrest Gump from middle to end, and then from the beginning to middle on TV. Timing is everything.

Here’s a song to get you started on your French onion soup-cooking journey.

Slow Cooker French Onion Soup (slightly adapted from How Sweet It Is)

makes 8-10 servings (unless you half the recipe like I did)

Ingredients

4 medium sweet onions, thinly sliced
3 garlic cloves, minced
4 tablespoons of butter
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoons brown sugar
3 tablespoons flour
8 ounces of beer
64 ounces of low-sodium beef stock
2 tablespoons fresh thyme
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
baguette, sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds
gruyère cheese, sliced or shredded

Directions

Set your crock pot on high, then add onions, garlic, brown sugar, butter, salt and balsamic and mix until combined. Cover and let cook for 60 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onions are a bit caramelized and brown on the edges. Add in flour, then stir thoroughly and let sit for 5 minutes. Add in beer, beef stock, thyme, and pepper, then turn heat down to low, cover and cook for 6-8 hours.

Before serving, cut french bread or baguette into slices. Fill soup bowls to the top, then cover with slice of bread and some cheese. Place on a baking sheet and set under the broiler for 2-3 minutes, or until cheese is bubbly and golden brown. Be careful when serving as the bowls are hot. Enjoy!

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Maple Walnut Oatmeal With Peaches

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I wanted to make this oatmeal during the summer, but it seemed kind of heavy for 100 degree days in D.C. I’m glad that I saved it until now.

For most of us, peaches aren’t in season. But I found that thawing out some frozen ones (the organic ones taste the best) works well. Maybe you’re really on top of things and froze some fresh ones over the summer in preparation for a peach lull. Unfortunately, I wasn’t.

My favorite part about this oatmeal is the maple syrup. You can mix some straight into the oats, but I also drizzled some on top afterward. A dollop of yogurt adds some tang and the walnuts and chia seeds give the bowl more crunch. I like a mix of textures and flavors in my breakfast bowl.

Here’s a song to get you started on your maple/peach/oatmeal journey. It’s also good for Monday mornings when you don’t want to get out of bed.

Maple Walnut Oatmeal with Peaches (from me, to you) (serves 2)

Ingredients

1/2 cup steel cut oats
2 cups almond milk
pinch of sea salt
1/3 cup maple syrup, plus more for topping
1 cup frozen peaches, thawed and chopped
2 tbsp nonfat Greek yogurt, divided
2 tsp chia seeds, divided
1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions

Combine the steel cut oats and almond milk in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil. Once the mixture is boiling, bring it down to a simmer and cook uncovered for 25 minutes. Mix the oats occasionally to make sure that none stick to the bottom of the pan.

Once the oats are done cooking, mix in the sea salt and maple syrup. Top with the peaches, Greek yogurt, chia seeds and walnuts. Enjoy!

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Lemon Ricotta Pancakes with Berries

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Ricka-ricka-REMIX.

I made lemon ricotta pancakes around this time last year. But I think I got lazy at one point in the recipe and didn’t completely whip the egg whites into soft peaks. The pancakes were still good, but they didn’t come close to these babies.

The key to making these pancakes is patience. You have to make the batter in three parts, which is admittedly frustrating. Don’t give up, though. Your arm might get tired when you’re whipping the egg whites, but that’s what hand blenders or upright blenders are for.

I served the pancakes with some macerated berries, powdered sugar and maple syrup. The berries are a great snack while you’re waiting for the pancakes to cook.

Another tip: When you’re whipping the egg whites into soft peaks for the batter, make sure they’re the consistency of soft serve. They should be white and soft and drop off the whisk with you shake it. Then you’ll end up with moist, fluffy pancakes worthy of an early Saturday morning (why does staying in bed all morning sound more and more appealing?…)

Here’s a song to play when you’re making the batter. I’ve been listening to Tennis (the chanteuse, not the sport) for about a year, and this is one of her recent songs. I like her no-bullshit attitude and clever lyrics. I think you will, too. Also, this song has the word “progeny” in it, which is pretty badass, imho.

Lemon Ricotta Pancakes with Macerated Berries (slightly adapted from here)

Ingredients

for the berries:
2 cups mixed berries (I used blackberries, raspberries and blueberries)
1 tbsp lemon juice
2 tsp sugar

for the pancakes:
5 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more for coating the frying pan and serving
1 cup whole milk
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon fine salt
3 large eggs, yolks and whites separated
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 tablespoon packed finely grated lemon zest (from about 2 to 3 medium lemons)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup whole-milk ricotta cheese
powdered sugar, fruit and maple syrup for serving

Directions

Toss the berries, lemon juice and sugar in a large bowl. Set aside.

Place butter and milk in a small saucepan over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally until butter has melted; remove from heat and let cool slightly. In a medium bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, and 1/2 teaspoon of the salt; set aside.

Place egg yolks, 1 tablespoon of the sugar, lemon zest, and vanilla in a large bowl and whisk to combine. Whisk in a quarter of the milk-butter mixture (this will temper the eggs and prevent them from curdling), then whisk in the remaining milk-butter mixture until smooth.

Add the reserved flour mixture and stir with a rubber spatula until just combined (do not overmix); set aside.

In a medium bowl, whisk egg whites to soft peaks (they should bend like soft-serve ice cream; make sure the bowl and whisk are perfectly clean with no traces of grease, or the whites will not whip properly). Halfway through whisking them, sprinkle in the remaining 1 tablespoon sugar and 1/2 teaspoon salt. Using the rubber spatula, fold the whites into the reserved batter until just combined.

Gently fold the ricotta into the batter, being careful not to break down the texture of the cheese (the batter will be lumpy and streaked with ricotta); set aside.

Heat a large nonstick frying pan, griddle, or seasoned cast iron skillet over medium heat until hot, about 4 minutes. Test to see if the pan is hot enough by sprinkling a couple of drops of cold water in it: If the water bounces and sputters, the pan is ready to use.
8Lightly coat the pan’s surface with butter, then use a 1/4-cup measure to scoop the batter into the pan.

Cook until bubbles form on top of the pancakes, about 4 to 5 minutes. Flip and cook the other side until the bottoms are golden brown, about 1 to 2 minutes more. Repeat with the remaining batter. Serve immediately with powdered sugar, fruit and maple syrup. Enjoy!

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In Defense of Crunchy Peanut Butter

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Some people think crunchy peanut butter has an attitude problem. I think it’s misunderstood.

I grew up eating only smooth peanut butter, the Jif and Peter Pan variety. I never missed crunchy peanut butter because I never knew that it existed.

I didn’t even see peanut butter with real peanuts in it until I went over to my friend Anna’s house in high school. Her family kept organic peanut butter in the fridge, which at the time seemed like putting birthday cake on the grill. Who does that? I thought.

Now, I know better. A couple years ago I decided to buy crunchy peanut butter instead of smooth. What do I have to lose? I reasoned. I can throw it in the trash if it’s bad and never speak of it again.

I took some onto a spoon and cautiously tasted it. The second I tried it, I knew there was no going back. I loved the crunchy texture mixed with the salty peanuts. The crunchy added, rather than detracted, from the whole package. From then on, I became a crunchy loyalist.

I’ve faced some backlash–TRUST me. Last year on Twitter, some friends raged against a Tweet of mine defending crunchy peanut butter. Smooth is the only way to go, they argued. I think I said that nothing in the world was better than crunchy peanut butter.

That could be a slight exaggeration. But honestly, forget the haters. Make this toast with crunchy peanut butter and bananas and you’ll see that I’m right. Or even if you’re a smooth supporter, you’ll at least understand where I’m coming from. In these trying times, we could use some diplomacy.

Crunchy Peanut Butter Banana Toast (from me, to you)

Ingredients

2 slices of toast (I used multigrain)
2 heaping tbsp of crunchy peanut butter (or more, because you’ll love it)
1 banana, sliced
honey and hemp seeds for topping

Directions

Toast the bread and then spread a generous helping of crunchy peanut butter on top. Top with banana slices, drizzle honey and sprinkle hemp seeds on top. Enjoy! (And don’t listen to the haters).

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Caramelized Banana Peanut Butter Smoothie Bowl

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Whenever I think of peanut butter and bananas together, I think of Elvis. The King was a fan of the combo and I can’t say that I blame him. What’s better than salty peanut butter with sweet bananas?

A: Salty peanut butter with caramelized bananas. O.M.G. I’m at a loss for words.

I love caramelized bananas and I make them every year for New Year’s. Bananas Foster is a tradition in my family so I’m familiar with the process. But I never thought to combine caramelized bananas with peanut butter until I saw someone else do it on Instagram.

Required toppings include sea salt dark chocolate, blueberries and almonds. I like the sea salt dark chocolate because it adds a little more salt to balance out the sweet, and the blueberries add some tart flavor. Almonds are good for crunch.

This bowl is more like a dessert, but that’s not really important. The important thing is that it’s delicious.

I’ve been studying Spanish and Italian on Duolingo lately so I have lots of random words from both languages floating around in my head. When I was rolling the bananas in sugar, I kept thinking “zucchero,” which is the Italian word for sugar. It also sounds like it could be the word for little banana slices rolled in sugar, but unfortunately I don’t make the rules.

On a semi-related note, I just discovered a Brazilian artist, Silva. His music makes you want to go lie on a beach somewhere. Here’s one of my favorite songs.

Caramelized Banana Peanut Butter Smoothie Bowl (from me, to you)

Ingredients

2 bananas, one sliced into 1/4 inch thick slices
1/4 cup brown sugar, or more for coating
2 tbsp peanut butter, plus 1 tsp for topping
1 cup almond milk
1/2 cup nonfat Greek yogurt
blueberries, chopped sea salt dark chocolate and sliced almonds for topping

Directions

Slice a banana into 1/4 inch thick slices and roll in brown sugar so both sides are evenly coated.

Spray a nonstick pan with cooking spray and heat it over medium high heat. Once the pan is hot, add the banana slices and cook on one side, flipping once so both sides are caramelized. Remove pan from heat and place the banana slices on a plate to cool.

In the meantime, make the smoothie. Combine half the caramelized banana slices, one whole banana, 2 tbsp peanut butter, 1 cup almond milk and 1/2 cup nonfat Greek yogurt in a blender. Blend on high until smooth. Pour into a bowl and top with blueberries, almonds, chopped sea salt dark chocolate, more caramelized banana and a dollop of peanut butter. Enjoy right away!

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Belgian Waffles

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I used to hate waffles. When I was little, I thought they were bland, slightly sweet clouds with no character. Pancakes and French toast have more substance and flavor, I argued.

Then, I learned a trick to making any waffle taste better: Lemon zest. I know there are arguments about why lemon zest is overused (see: Lottie + Doof’s rant). But in this case, lemon zest plays a key role. It cuts through the sweetness and gives the batter some tang. Pancakes and French toast have frying on their side, but waffles need the citrus to take them to the next level (imho).

Powdered sugar on top isn’t a requirement but I’d highly recommend it. So are a smattering of strawberries (I felt like being alliterative). Also, some high quality maple syrup is probably in order.

I feel like you can tell a lot about a person by how they pour the syrup on top: Are you a fill every square kind of person? Or are you like me, and you keep adding a little at a time to dip pieces in?

Here’s a song to get you started on your waffle-making adventure.

Belgian Waffles (slightly adapted from here)

Ingredients

2 cups flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
1⁄4 cup sugar
2 eggs, separated
1⁄2 cup oil
2 cups milk
1 tsp lemon zest
sliced strawberries, powdered sugar and maple syrup for topping

Directions

Sift the dry ingredients together in a large bowl. Separate the eggs. In small bowl, beat egg whites until stiff. Mix together the egg yolks, milk, lemon zest and oil and stir slightly. Add to dry ingredients and mix well. Fold in beaten egg whites.

Cook in waffle iron. Serve with sliced strawberries, powdered sugar and maple syrup. Enjoy!

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Accidental Election Smoothie Bowl

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Last week, I woke up one morning and decided to make a smoothie bowl. I had some extra pomegranate seeds lying around and a pack of blueberries that needed to be used up.

I scattered some seeds on one side, some blueberries on the other, and made a row of bananas in the middle. I looked down and realized: I made an election smoothie bowl.

Maybe it’s my subconscious still working through last month’s election. I wouldn’t be surprised. I still have PTSD flashbacks of the results going up on TV, and everyone’s face in the room changing from jubilant to panicked.

Or maybe it’s just the fact that red and blue are complimentary colors, and the yellow of the bananas was a good neutral.

Whatever it is, though, it’s divisive. #Divisive. Or as my sister said, “no effective communication across the banana aisle :/” The only reason I didn’t call the bowl “popular vote” on Instagram is because the two sides looked equal, and the blue side should have been bigger to reflect the true results (if you know what I mean 😉

ANYWAY. In non-election-related news (which, let’s face it, we all need), I’ve been teeing up some good music lately. Christmas music features heavily, as it always does at this time of year. But I’ve also come across some other tunes, including this song. It’s good for when you accidentally make an election smoothie bowl. Or, you know, whenever.

Accidental Election Smoothie Bowl (from me, to you)

Ingredients

1 banana, plus another sliced
1 cup pomegranate seeds, divided
1 cup blueberries, divided
1/2 cup Greek yogurt
1/2 cup almond milk
1/4 cup gluten-free granola
1/4 almond slices

Directions

Blend the one banana, 1/2 cup pomegranate seeds, 1/2 cup blueberries, Greek yogurt and almond milk in a blender on high until smooth. Lay down the banana median and then sprinkle granola on one side, and the almonds on the other. Then sprinkle the remaining pomegranate seeds and blueberries on either side of the median. Enjoy!

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La Patisserie Chouquette

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Pain au chocolat at Chouquette

I don’t usually use this space to rave about bakeries. I could spend 2,000 words doing that and still have more to say. But I’m making a special exception for La Patisserie Chouquette.

I found out about this bakery from my youngest sister, Lillie, who has the same yen for butter and sugar as I do. When I came home a few years ago for her high school graduation, she told me about a place that made French macarons and pain au chocolat. We went to get some the next day.

I love a lot of things about Chouquette (as it’s fondly known among pastry acolytes and regulars), but one of my favorite things about the shop is how you feel when you walk in the door. The interiors are quaint and the walls are tinged in a soft, ethereal blue. A giant crystal chandelier hangs from the ceiling. It’s like you’ve walked into a pastry dream, but the best part is, it’s real. screen-shot-2016-12-01-at-8-48-26-am
On one side of the shop is a giant pastry counter behind glass, exactly like the displays you’d see in France. Behind the glass are small éclairs dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with gold flakes. Pain au chocolat are stacked on top of one another in all their powdered sugar, flaky goodness. Macarons are arranged neatly to one side, and come in flavors such as cherry pistachio and gingerbread (flavors rotate seasonally).

When Lillie came home for Thanksgiving, we drove downtown to the bakery for breakfast. We bought some macarons to save for later, but started with a plain croissant, pain au chocolat, a flaky danish with cheese and apples, and a dark chocolate éclair. Mon. Dieu.

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Galette des pommes at Chouquette

The French would probably sneer at our gluttony, but I don’t care. I barely felt full after I ate four pastries, which is a testimony to Simone Faure and her shop. When pastries are high quality, you don’t get full on air or fillers. You’re enjoying the real thing, which makes it easier to eat your weight in croissants.

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