Kale Salad with Strawberries, Avocado, and Goat Cheese

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I made this salad the night that I got back from berry picking in Illinois. I bought the kale and strawberries at the farm and it made a huge difference. The ingredients were fresh and for a second, I forgot that I was eating a salad (which is the true test of salads, in my humble opinion).

My favorite part about this salad besides the berries is the red onion/avocado combo. I used to hate putting raw red onions in salad because I thought that they were too strong. I usually soak them in red wine vinegar to make them softer and more palatable.

In this salad, though, they shine. I realized that eating raw red onion and avocado is basically like eating guac. Once I figured that out, I enjoyed this salad even more. I tried to get an equal ratio of red onion and avocado in each forkful.

A word to the wise about making kale salads: Kale tends to be kind of tough and springy when you buy it. It often needs some taming before it makes its way into a salad.

A few years ago when I was still in grad school, I saw a chef at a bakery in Chicago sprinkle some sea salt on raw kale and then massage the leaves for about 30 seconds. Then she let the leaves sit for a while while she assembled the rest of the salad. By the time she added the other ingredients, the leaves were softer and easier to eat. I do the same thing now whenever I make kale salad.

In other news, here’s a song that I’ve been jamming out to lately. It’s good to play while chopping vegetables, making salad, hiding in your office reading the third Elena Ferrante novel, or pretty much whenever.

Kale Salad with Strawberries, Avocado, and Goat Cheese (from me, to you)

Ingredients

1 bunch of kale, leaves removed and roughly chopped
1/2 cup strawberries, sliced in half
1/2 red onion, thinly sliced
1 avocado, sliced
1/2 cup crumbled goat cheese
sea salt
pepper
juice from half a lemon
olive oil

Directions

Place the kale leaves in a large bowl and sprinkle some sea salt on top, about 1/4 tsp. Massage the leaves for a few seconds and then leave the bowl on the counter while you slice the rest of the ingredients.

To assemble the salad, place the strawberries, red onion, avocado, and goat cheese on top. Squeeze some lemon juice on top and drizzle on some olive oil. Sprinkle generously with black pepper and a little more sea salt. Enjoy!

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Strawberry Pistachio Galette

Screen Shot 2017-05-22 at 8.00.29 AMI’m going to be coming at you with A LOT of strawberry recipes the next few days. You’ve been warned.

Yesterday morning I drove out to Belleville, Illinois, to pick strawberries at Eckert’s. I used to go there when I was little with my family but it was completely different back then. There was one barn and picnic tables set up outside. A woman sold custard and corn on the cob from a stand next to the barn.

Now, Eckert’s is a whole operation. There’s a country store, a restaurant, and a greenhouse. Yesterday they hosted a strawberry festival so there was a carnival with rides off to the side of the fields.

Screen Shot 2017-05-22 at 8.01.25 AMI managed to avoid the crowds by getting there early. I rode in a tractor with a bunch of families out to the fields. Once we got there, I wandered to the back where only a few women and men were picking. It was calmer and less noisy. Most of the families with small kids tended to stay near the front.

Screen Shot 2017-05-22 at 8.01.40 AMEven though I wouldn’t pick berries for an entire day, doing it for an hour was fun and relaxing. There’s something thrilling about finding the perfect ripened berry, even if you do it twenty times in a row. Every time feels like the first time.

I wanted to eat a berry straight off the vine but I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to. Then I heard a guy near me say to his wife, “I just tried one and it’s so good.” So I popped the next one that I picked into my mouth. It was tart, slightly sweet, juicy, and fresh. In short, it was everything that a strawberry should be. It made me wonder for the billionth time how I eat grocery store strawberries.

Screen Shot 2017-05-22 at 8.01.53 AMI had a bunch of recipe ideas for the berries but I was most excited about making a strawberry pistachio galette. I love anything with pistachios and strawberries, so I decided to combine them for this recipe.

My favorite part about this recipe besides the crust is the frangipane filling. Frangipane is ground pistachios with sugar, butter, and eggs. If you think that sounds bad, you’re wrong. If you think it sounds good, make it immediately. It’s SO worth it. My sisters and I were eating frangipane off the back of a spoon.

To assemble the galette, spread the frangipane paste on rolled out galette dough. Make sure you leave about eight inches of space in the middle of the galette for the strawberries. I layered fresh berries on top of the frangipane and then I added a few more once the galette came out of the oven.

I could have eaten the whole galette by myself but I shared some with my mom and sisters. It could be a good idea if you have the time and resources to make two: one for yourself and one to share. I’m still thinking about the way the flaky pastry dough melted in my mouth with the tart strawberries, toasted pistachios, and sweet frangipane…un. real.

Here’s a song that reminds me of this galette. It’s good for moments when you smell things baking in the oven and want to eat them immediately but have to wait 45 minutes until they’re done.

Strawberry Pistachio Galette (from me, to you)

Ingredients

for the crust:
2 cups flour
1 Tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp kosher salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1/2 – 3/4 cup ice cold water

for the frangipane filling:
1/2 tsp lemon zest
½ cup granulated sugar
¾ cup shelled raw pistachios
½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
2 large eggs
¼ teaspoon almond extract

for assembly:
2 cups strawberries, hulled and sliced in half
1 large egg
1 tsp sugar
1/4 cup raw pistachios, chopped
1 Tbsp Turbinado sugar
confectioners’ sugar and more sliced berries for serving

Directions

Start by making the galette dough. Combine the flour, sugar, and salt in a food processor. Pulse in the cold butter until pea-sized pieces of dough formed. Do not overmix. Add the ice cold water slowly until the dough starts to come together into a ball. Remove the dough from the food processor and wrap tightly in plastic wrap. Place the dough in the fridge for at least an hour, but preferably overnight.

While you’re waiting for your dough to chill, toss the 2 cups of sliced strawberries in a bowl with some sugar. Let it sit and macerate while you make the frangipane filling.

To make the frangipane filling, combine the lemon zest, sugar, and pistachios in a food processor until finely ground. Add the butter and mix until incorporated. Then add the eggs and almond extract. The mixture should be thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.

Flour a large work surface. Remove your dough from the fridge and roll it out until it’s 16 inches in diameter. When it’s the right size, carefully remove it from the work surface and place it on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

Spread the frangipane onto the crust, leaving about 3 inches empty around the sizes. Put the sliced berries on top of the frangipane and gently fold in the crust, layering the sides to it looks fluted around the edges. Leave about 8 inches of space open in the middle so the berries and frangipane is showing.

Beat an egg and brush it gently on the galette crust. Sprinkle pistachios and Turbinado sugar on top until the crust is evenly coated.

Bake the galette in the oven for about 40 minutes or until the crust is a deep golden brown. Remove the galette from the oven and let it cool on a wire rack. Top with fresh berries and confectioners’ sugar. Enjoy!

 

 

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Strawberry Season, and a Chia Pudding Jar

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I almost forgot that it was strawberry season. Then I saw a blog post by a local chef talking up the strawberries at a local farm. Yesterday, I found the nearest farmers’ market and bought my first supply.

Strawberry season is one of my favorite times of year in St. Louis. When I was little, my parents would take me and my sisters to a local farm and we’d pick our own berries. Then we’d sit on picnic benches and eat homemade vanilla frozen custard with farm fresh berries on top. It was one of the first times I remember thinking something was delicious.

Strawberries and frozen custard is still one of my favorite combos. But now that I make smoothies all the time, I decided to use the berries I bought yesterday for breakfast this morning. I sliced some up and layered them in a jar with chia pudding. Then I topped the pudding with a strawberry smoothie, pistachios, and hemp hearts.

Screen Shot 2017-05-19 at 7.57.35 AMI’m thinking about heading out to a real farm on Sunday to pick strawberries. Until then, I have a lot to tide me over.

Here’s a song that reminds me of these berries. It’s also good for moments when you remember that it’s Friday and you spontaneously break into song on the drive to work.

Chia Pudding Jar with Fresh Strawberry Smoothie (from me, to you)

Ingredients

for the chia pudding:
1 cup unsweetened almond milk
3 Tbsp chia seeds
1/8 tsp vanilla extract

for the smoothie:
1/2 cup fresh strawberries, sliced
1/2 cup frozen raspberries
1 banana
1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
pistachios, hemp hearts, and fresh berries, sliced, for topping

Directions

Make the chia pudding the night before. Whisk together the almond milk, chia seeds, and vanilla in a bowl. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

In the morning, whisk the pudding to break up any clumps. Pour some into a jar or a clear glass and press some sliced strawberries on the sides.

Make the smoothie by blending the berries, banana, and almond milk in a blender on high until smooth. Pour into the jar on top of the chia pudding. Top with fresh berry slices, pistachios, and hemp hearts. Enjoy!

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Coconut Porridge with Sautéed Bananas and Blueberries

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I didn’t like coconut for a very long time. I don’t think I started liking it until I realized that coconut milk was a staple in most of the lentil dishes that I enjoy. I also figured out that it tastes really good with fruit.

For this bowl, I combined coconut milk with rolled oats and topped the oatmeal with bananas sautéed in coconut oil. The best part about the dish (besides how it tastes) is the way the bananas smell when they’re frying in coconut oil. It’s like getting a quick, (semi) cheap tropical vacation.

I topped the bowl with some almond butter, blueberries, hemp hearts, and shredded coconut. Feel free to omit any of these ingredients but I think they all bring something to the table. The blueberries balance out the sweet coconut and add some tartness, the almond butter brings more texture, and the hemp hearts look really pretty sprinkled on top. Everything serves its purpose.

Here’s a song that reminds me of this porridge. It’s also good for times when you’re lost in the woods for two hours and you aren’t sure that you’ll find your way out. More on that on my Instagram page.

Coconut Porridge with Sautéed Bananas and Blueberries (from me, to you)

Ingredients

1 cup lowfat coconut milk
1/2 cup rolled oats
1-2 Tbsp coconut oil, for frying
banana slices
blueberries, shredded coconut, ground cinnamon, almond butter, hemp hearts for topping

Directions

Bring the coconut milk and rolled oats to a boil in a medium saucepan. Reduce heat to low and simmer the mixture until thickened.

Meanwhile, make the banana. Heat the coconut oil over medium heat in a skillet. Add the banana slices and sauté until golden brown on one side. Flip and cook to the same color/consistency on the other side. Remove the slices and let them cool slightly.

Assemble your bowl. Place the porridge on the bottom and top with banana, blueberries, shredded coconut, hemp hearts, a dollop of almond butter, and a sprinkle of ground cinnamon. Enjoy!

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Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies

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I saw this recipe the other day on David Lebovitz’s blog. He said that they were the best chocolate chip cookies he’s ever had, and he makes A LOT of chocolate chip cookies. That was enough endorsement for me.

I know that tahini is a *hip*, *trendy* ingredient, but I loved it before it became famous. It’s more subtle than peanut butter but still has a distinct flavor that adds depth to otherwise bland food.

These cookies would be good without the tahini but they became next level with the seed butter mixed in. O.M.G. I’m freaking out a little so it’s difficult to express to how I feel. The cookies are light, slightly dense, chewy, and they melt in your mouth. Basically, they’re everything that good chocolate chip cookies should be and more. They have a slightly nutty flavor from the tahini and the flaky sea salt on top balances out the sugar.

If you’re going to make these cookies (which I would highly recommend doing as soon as possible), I would suggest springing for the good ingredients. This probably means spending a little more for chocolate and tahini. Grocery store brand tahini gets the job done, but the good kind makes these cookies taste even better (trust me). Also, I splurged and bought some expensive baking chocolate for the chips. I was not disappointed. They make the cookies taste like the kind you get at the bakery. But the best part is, they come out of your oven.

One word to the wise about this recipe: The dough needs to sit overnight in the fridge. I didn’t read this until I started making them on Monday and I was annoyed. I’m not really into delayed gratification.

However, the wait is worth it. A lot of cookie recipes call for chilling the dough because it makes a softer, chewier end product when you bake. That’s what happened when I made these cookies.

Here’s a song that describes how I feel about these cookies. It’s also good for moments when you realize that you have to wait 24 hours to eat what you wanted to eat in 20 minutes.

Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies (adapted from David Lebovitz) (originally from here)

Ingredients

8 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
1/2 cup tahini
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1 large egg, at room temperature
1 large egg yolk
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup plus 2 Tbsp flour
3/4 tsp baking soda
1 tsp kosher or sea salt
2 cups bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chunks, or chocolate chips
flaky sea salt (I used Maldon)

Directions

Beat the butter, tahini, granulated sugar and brown sugar on medium speed in a stand mixer for 2 to 3 minutes, or until fluffy.

Stop the mixer and scrape down the sides. Add the egg, the yolk, and the vanilla, and continue to mix for another minute, scraping down the sides as needed to make sure that everything is fully incorporated.

Whisk the flour, baking soda and salt in a small bowl. Turn the mixer down to low speed and add the dry ingredients slowly. Mix in the chocolate chips by hand. Cover the dough and refrigerate overnight.

Preheat the oven to 325ºF. Line baking sheets with parchment paper.

Use an ice cream scoop to form the cookies into round balls. Smaller cookies will be about 1 inch in diameter and larger cookies will be about 2 inches in diameter. Space the balls 3 inches apart on the baking sheets.

Bake the cookies about 12-15 minutes, depending on their size. Rotate the sheet halfway into baking time. Remove the cookies from the oven when the edges are golden brown and the middles are still pale. Sprinkle with sea salt and let them cool on the sheet. Enjoy!

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Cherry Almond Chia Breakfast Jar

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A lot of my recipe inspiration comes from Instagram, which isn’t surprising given that I spend roughly 98.75% of my time there. This cherry almond chia jar is a perfect example.

I saw a recipe for a cherry chia overnight oats breakfast jar and I decided to adapt it. The original recipe called for making a smoothie with a 1/2 cup of cherries and some maple syrup. I’m not sure if you’ve ever tried blending fruit, but that combination is basically just sugar water.

For my jar, I added yogurt to the smoothie to give it a thicker consistency and balance out the sweetness. I used the original recipe for overnight oats, though, and it turned out really well.

So I guess the lesson here is to halfway follow a recipe and then throw the other half out the window. It’s always worked for me.

Screen Shot 2017-05-12 at 8.33.17 AMIn other news, I recently bought a ceramic teapot with a built in loose leaf tea strainer and it is LIFE CHANGING. I’m not exaggerating. There’s something very soothing about being able to have a small teapot on my desk in the morning and to casually refill my mug with tea.

The tea comes from a local company, Conscious Apothecary. I’d highly recommend it even if you don’t live in the St. Louis area. I bought the “Moon” tea with mugwort, meadowsweet, cardamom (because I’m obsessed), and tulsi, and it’s fragrant, slightly sweet, and calming.

In semi-related news, I’m very excited because I recently booked a trip to L.A. I’ve been to Santa Barbara before but I’ve never been to L.A. or the rest of southern California. I’m thinking about road tripping and visiting some small towns. Ojai is at the top of my list.

Even though I’m partly going to L.A. to see the sights, I’m mostly going to eat the food. I want to go to Nancy Silverton’s restaurant and to some other L.A. staples. But I also want to check out some new establishments. I just read this article about the L.A. dining scene, which is apparently on the rise. Restaurants in far corners of the city are drawing crowds and chefs are becoming more inventive with ingredients.

Here’s a song that I’ve been jamming out to lately. It comes to you care of my younger sister, who just came home from college and shared a bunch of new music with me.

Cherry Almond Chia Breakfast Jar (from me, to you)

Ingredients

for the overnight oats:
4 tbsp rolled oats
1 tbsp chia seeds
100 ml unsweetened almond milk

for the cherry smoothie:
1/2 cup cherries
1 tsp maple syrup
1/2 cup nonfat Greek yogurt
1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
sliced almonds, granola, cherries for topping

Directions 

To make the overnight oats, combine the rolled oats, chia seeds, and almond milk in a jar and mix well. Seal or cover and let it rest overnight in the fridge.

In the morning, make the smoothie. Blend the cherries, maple syrup, yogurt, and almond milk in a blender on high until smooth. Pour on top of the oats and garnish with sliced almonds, granola, and cherries. Enjoy!

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Stacked Sandwiches

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I didn’t realize it until it was over, but this was a week of stacked sandwiches. I guess my heart pointed me in that direction.

It started on Tuesday when I went to Russell’s on Macklind for lunch. Going to Russell’s blew my mind for a couple reasons. One, because I didn’t know they existed until about a week ago, and I grew up in St. Louis. Two, because their food is so delicious and I’m just finding that out now. Better late than never.

Russell’s has indoor and outdoor seating but I opted for the patio because it was a beautiful day. I ordered the “BLAT” which tastes a lot better than it sounds. It’s a tower of crispy bacon layered with, as the name suggests, avocado, tomato, and lettuce.

Screen Shot 2017-05-12 at 8.34.17 AMI like that Russell’s doesn’t skimp on the bacon. It got to the point where some of it was falling out of the sandwich, which made me love it even more. I didn’t want the experience to end. I resignedly ate my potato chips and started planning when I was going to come back for round two.

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Yesterday was rainy and gloomy so I decided to hit up my favorite local coffee shop, Rise. Even though Rise is best known for their coffee and tea, their food is actually what I keep coming back for. Their menu is small but everything on it is fresh and delicious.

I decided to try the “Lunch Sandwich” with giardiniera, or pickled vegetables, cucumber, arugula, cheddar spread, and avocado. It’s served on Union Loafers bread (which I’ve already gushed about here).

This sandwich is one of the best ones I’ve had in St. Louis. It might even be the best one. The bread is crisp, buttery, and toasted to perfection. The pickled vegetables are tangy and slightly sweet and the cheese balances out the flavors. I’d recommend adding avocado like I did because it cuts through the other ingredients and rounds out the flavor profile. Un. real.

After I was done eating the sandwich I saw this poem against the wall. It inspired me to read more of Georgia Douglas Johnson’s poetry. Here’s one of my favorites.Screen Shot 2017-05-12 at 8.33.55 AM
And here’s a song to take you into the weekend. It’s good for driving around with all the windows rolled down and blasting the music at full volume.

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Açai Berry Bowl with Kiwi and Chia Seeds

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I stopped making açai smoothie bowls for a while because I couldn’t justify spending so much money on açai freezer packs. Then, I figured out that Trader Joe’s sells the same thing for waaaay cheaper.

Cue: this açai berry smoothie bowl. I combined a freezer pack with some berries, half a banana, almond milk, and yogurt. Then I cut up some strawberries and kiwi and put that on top. I also like the sprinkle of chia seeds for effect.

The design came together after I decided to do a layer of kiwis. I kept alternating strawberries and kiwis until it was almost full, and then I brainstormed about how to finish the middle. I’d like to say that I had the whole design planned ahead of time, but honestly, it was a spur of the moment thing.

In other news, I’m back on black coffee. I’d given it up for a while because I started drinking turmeric tea in the morning when I got to work (yes, I know how cliché that sounds). So I mooched off the office coffee machine this morning and got a regular cup of coffee. I’m not going to lie, I miss the turmeric. But the coffee is so good. It makes me wonder how I ever gave it up.

In more unrelated news, I’ve been running a lot lately. I like to go to Forest Park after work and run to the Art Museum and back. In the middle, I force myself to run up the stairs by this World’s Fair Pavilion. The only thing that gets me through is Rihanna. When I put on this song at full volume, I feel like nothing can stop me. Not even the quiet put persistent voice telling me that I’ll die on the way to the top.

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Açai Berry Kiwi Bowl (from me, to you)

Ingredients

1 açai freezer pack
1/2 cup strawberries
1/4 cup blackberries
1/4 cup blueberries
1/2 a banana
1 cup unsweetened almond milk
1/2 cup nonfat Greek yogurt
strawberries, kiwi, and chia seeds for topping

Directions

Blend the açai freezer pack, strawberries, banana, blackberries, blueberries, almond milk, and Greek yogurt in a blender on high until smooth. Pour into a bowl and top with strawberries, kiwi, and chia seeds. Enjoy!

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Lemon Strozzapreti with Pesto, Arugula, and Peas

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This pasta is a riff on a recipe that I saw a few years ago when I read Lunch in Paris, a memoir by an American living in Paris. In the book, Elizabeth Bard links her experiences living abroad to French recipes. One of the recipes is pasta with goat cheese, arugula, and peas.

That combo alone is delicious but I love pesto, so I decided to add that into the mix. I also added lemon because I thought that would pair well with the rest of the ingredients. I wasn’t wrong. The citrus added a pop of flavor and balanced the tangy goat cheese and the greens.

I used strozapretti noodles, partly because I saw them at the grocery store and partly because I thought they’d look good mixed with the other ingredients. Feel free to use any type of noodle you want, though. I think farfalle would also work well.

In other news, I’ve been listening to a lot of Elohim this week. She’s an artist from L.A. who does a lot of electronic pop music. In Hebrew, Elohim means “God” so it was a little weird to me that she’d choose that as her stage name. Then I read an interview where they asked her why she chose it, and she said because it connotes strength, acceptance, and confidence. I can get down with that.

Here’s one of my favorite Elohim songs. My favorite part is when the mariachi band comes in.

Lemon Strozzapreti with Pesto, Arugula, and Peas (from me, to you)

Ingredients

for the pesto:
1 cup of basil
1/2 cup olive oil, or more depending on how you like your pesto
1/2 cup pine nuts
salt and pepper to taste

for the pasta:
1 lb strozzapreti noodles
1 cup arugula
1/2 cup frozen green peas
juice of half a lemon
lemon zest and goat cheese for garnish
salt and pepper for garnish

Directions

Mix the basil, olive oil, pine nuts, and salt and pepper in a food processor on high until smooth. Set aside.

Make the pasta. Once the pasta has a few minutes left, cook the green peas in another boil. Wait until the peas skim the surface of the water and are bright green before you drain them.

Drain the pasta and mix it with the pesto sauce. Add a squeeze of lemon juice. Mix in the arugula leaves and peas. Garnish with lemon zest, goat cheese, and salt and pepper. Enjoy!

 

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Pizza Break: Union Loafers

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I’ve been hearing about Union Loafers’ pizza since I moved back to St. Louis. So last Friday night, I decided to check it out.

I got there early because Union Loafers doesn’t take reservations. When I arrived at 5:15 (they open at 5:30), there was already a line around the corner. To my surprise, it was mostly young families. I expected there to be more people my age, but I guess at that hour on a Friday night, it’s mostly an older crowd and babies. One kid hid from his parents under a chalkboard sign outside the restaurant.

When it opened, I grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a beer. “It’s really good,” the waitress said when she brought me the wile ale, and she was right. It’s tart and refreshing, exactly what I needed on a Friday night. I sipped on it as I watched the restaurant fill up.

I ordered an Italian salad to start and I’d highly recommend it. Normally when I think of Italian salad, I picture wilted lettuce leaves doused in oil and vinegar and weighed down with Parmesan cheese. These are the salads of pizza delivery dinners of my youth.

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This salad was packed with ingredients but it was still light. It had garbanzo beans, olives, pickled peppers, and fior di latte, or little spheres of mozzarella-like cheese. “Holy shit,” I thought after my first bite. “This is delicious.”

When the waiter brought the pizza, my eyes popped out of my head. I was expecting it to be smaller, the kind that’s served to you on a small pizza tray. It wasn’t. It was huge, 18 inches wide.

“I always take some home in a to-go box,” the waitress said to me. I guess I looked intimidated. “Don’t be surprised if I eat it all,” I said.

I probably could have eaten the whole thing by myself if I hadn’t eaten the salad, first. Lesson learned: Never eat salad. But in all seriousness, the pizza is the main event at Union Loafers. It’s crispy on the bottom but the crusts are dense and chewy. The sauce to cheese ratio is on point. I like that the slices are big enough to fold, New York-style. It reminds me of the first time I ate pizza in New York. I stood at a counter and my friend, a native New Yorker, showed me how to fold the slice in half. I’d never seen people eat pizza standing up.

The best part about this pizza is how good it tastes the next day. I judge pizza on this quality. There are shitty slices of day-old pizza that you settle for because they exist, and then there are slices of pizza like those at Union Loafers that get better over time. I ate two slices cold on Saturday afternoon and I could have eaten a third.

ANYWAY. If you’re in St. Louis and you’re looking for delicious pizza, go to Union Loafers. Get a beer and order a salad. Don’t be alarmed when you’re presented with an 18-inch pie. Rest assured that if you take home two slices (or five), they’ll be even more delicious on day two.

Here’s a song that reminds me of this pizza.

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